HOLY  CRAP ON A CRUST!

I do not like new spaces, man.

I do no like them Sam- I - am.

Will you shoot them in the head?

Will you shoot them 'till they're dead?

I do not like new profiles, see,

They are a pedophiles' dream- come- be,

With kiddies typing in details,

They'll find my house, and steal my mail.

When they find my school adress,

They'll come down here and make a mess,

With new MSN profiles, sir,

Fake comments, are now gone, a blur!

This is at least a handy feature,

No more anonymous bullshit-o-meter,

If people try to pretend to be me,

They can't steal my profile, it's tricky, you see.

You can also comment on pictures now,

Why would you? You stupid cow!

What a bloody useless thing!

"ur pics r ghey" The joys you bring!

Now my page begins to lag,

A billion comments, with pictures, and formatting tags?

This is crap! My dial up dies!

MSN spaces improved? What filthy lies!

Comments now are back to front?

I want to see the most recent ones, YOU F***!

Re-install the pictures thing,

New URL doesn't have the /members/ ring.

Gah!

This has driven Amy mad,

Tasha's head exploded bad,

Papa's crying for the loss,

Kenny's getting rather cross.

Forty minutes: The time it took...

To redo my profile, to give it a good look.

What the hell? I'm not a genius

MSN, you have no penis.

My 'intrests' list leaves strange links to nowhere,

What the hell, man? Hello? Are you there?

Cut out all this retarded crap.

I want my old space, I want it back.

I'm not here for making friends,

Nor relationships, or joining trends,

Screw you geeks, without  persona,

You smell like crap, try some Rexona ©™

Pictures in comments? This ain't no forum shit.

Both old and new have their ups and downs

Formatting makes my poor eyes bleed.

I hate MSN, yes I do indeed.

Love [x]amy[x]